---> Do not steal my words. I know that I use some pretty ridiculous words/phrases and one might be inclined to pass them as their own…but don’t. And if you do, just don’t do it around me. Funny story: I once had a ‘friend’ on facebook who would copy my status updates and post them as her own -- verbatim. Literally. Needless to say I called her out on it on her page and we’re no longer Facebook ‘friends’. Big loss there.
---> Speaking of Facebook -- Please do not be THAT person who posts a billion photos of your child. I do not want to see 3,0000 shots of little Susie eating Cheerios.
---> Who developed the recall message feature in Outlook? WTF is the point of recalling a message if the recipient then receives a notification of your attempt to recall said message?! Fabulous. So even IF you are successful in your recall attempt, the recipient now wonders what the hell you sent to them and why you are such a moron.
---> And lastly, do not be what I call an office nomad. Do not walk around lingering in others’ offices making small talk, commenting on their pictures, and just being overtly aggravating. This is why I have ONE photo in my office and ZERO mementos. Buh-bye, off you go to your next clueless victim.
Happy Hump Day.
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