Today it is all about Chanel -- nothing is more the epitome of classic chic to me. I've been on the cusp of purchasing my own quilted lambskin beauty for quite some time now. I just can't decide if I want the classic black or something a little more daring (such as the red vixen above). Either way, I am getting one -- rest assured. I mean, what girl doesn't absolutely adore Chanel?! Dress me in a pair of vintage studs, signature two toned ballet flats, and one of their signature tweed jackets and I promise to act like a truly charming lady ;)
Until then 5 things I am LOATHING right now -- in no specifc order:
1) When the front desk attendant at the gym refers to me (and every other woman that walks through the door) as 'sweetie'. Um, no. I don't know you, I'm not a small child, and you sound like a creep. I understand I live in the south now (Dallas to be exact) but I refuse to accept that as a credible explanation.
2) When I have a meeting at work with a bunch of middle-age men and the facilitator uses the following icebreaker: "Name your favorite love song." Epic Fail.
3) The fact that some designers can create a collection that looks like saggy paper bags on models and then deem it as "Minimalist." Who wants to walk around looking like a homeless person?
4) Kim Kardashian's crying face. It haunts me and is absolutely dreadful. I am even tempted to practice crying in the mirror to ensure that I do not look that way. Ever. In life.
5) Dressing in head-to-toe pastels. Easter is in April. I am sure one can wait until then for the lavish easter basket (versus walking around like a human one).
And with that, farewell darlings.
xoxo
JJ
hahahahahah I love you
ReplyDeleteBAHAHAHA seriously cracking up in bed reading this right now! LOVE this post! It's so you -- 1 part stylish 1 part snarky! ;)
ReplyDeleteP.S. I'm with you on the chanel bag (and the flats) -- dying for them. Oh and I would die if that was the icebreaker to every meeting at work. phaha
xo
Jen
http://belledecouture.com
Love you too Barbie!
ReplyDeleteThanks Jen! And yes, I actually attended a meeting at work where that was the icebreaker. I refused to partake in such nonsense and told them I didn't have a favorite love song.