Monday, February 20, 2012

Classic Chanel

Classic Chanel


Today it is all about Chanel -- nothing is more the epitome of classic chic to me.  I've been on the cusp of purchasing my own quilted lambskin beauty for quite some time now.  I just can't decide if I want the classic black or something a little more daring (such as the red vixen above).  Either way, I am getting one -- rest assured.  I mean, what girl doesn't absolutely adore Chanel?!  Dress me in a pair of vintage studs, signature two toned ballet flats, and one of their signature tweed jackets and I promise to act like a truly charming lady ;)

Until then 5 things I am LOATHING right now -- in no specifc order:
1) When the front desk attendant at the gym refers to me (and every other woman that walks through the door) as 'sweetie'.  Um, no.   I don't know you, I'm not a small child, and you sound like a creep.  I understand I live in the south now (Dallas to be exact) but I refuse to accept that as a credible explanation. 
2) When I have a meeting at work with a bunch of middle-age men and the facilitator uses the following icebreaker: "Name your favorite love song."  Epic Fail. 
3) The fact that some designers can create a collection that looks like saggy paper bags on models and then deem it as "Minimalist."  Who wants to walk around looking like a homeless person?
4) Kim Kardashian's crying face.  It haunts me and is absolutely dreadful.  I am even tempted to practice crying in the mirror to ensure that I do not look that way.  Ever.  In life. 
5)  Dressing in head-to-toe pastels.  Easter is in April.  I am sure one can wait until then for the lavish easter basket (versus walking around like a human one). 

And with that, farewell darlings. 

xoxo
JJ

3 comments:

  1. BAHAHAHA seriously cracking up in bed reading this right now! LOVE this post! It's so you -- 1 part stylish 1 part snarky! ;)

    P.S. I'm with you on the chanel bag (and the flats) -- dying for them. Oh and I would die if that was the icebreaker to every meeting at work. phaha

    xo
    Jen

    http://belledecouture.com

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  2. Love you too Barbie!

    Thanks Jen! And yes, I actually attended a meeting at work where that was the icebreaker. I refused to partake in such nonsense and told them I didn't have a favorite love song.

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